Dear Robin and Randy®,
I want to tell you how positive thought energy (PSE) changed my life.
Tuesday I woke to find that my internet connection had deserted me inexplicably.
I scanned my memory to make sense of it: had there been domestic social unrest
requiring a pause in service? Had I proffered untoward feedback on self-help.org?
Was there a connection with the most recent “Immediate Payment Required” notice
I’d received from Time Warner Cable (TWC) in the post the week before?
Vexed, I pursued the latter possibility, remote as it appeared. This TWC notice
had not been the first. It seemed ever since I moved to a smaller apartment that
those pesky TWC notices had menaced me monthly, battered me about; but I’d been
yielding meekly, remitting the requested amounts even when I knew my balance
should be current. But this month, I’d been certain they were wrong, and I’d
felt the responsible action was to disregard the notice. Now, coldly detached
from the online community, I threw a Hail Mary and phoned TWC. After a very
unfair on-hold period, TWC representative Liyonne announced herself and casually
posed a riddle for which I felt grossly unprepared.
“How can I help you?”
The question hit me like a thunderbolt. This perfunctory feeler, once banal,
now beamed a crackling rhetorical aspect: how could she help me? How could she
possibly manifest my dreams, my wealth, my internet connection? I swallowed
“My internet is out. I keep receiving past-due notices even though I pay my
bill automatically through free online banking. I think I‘ve actually been
“Let's see, your account doesn’t show that you’re double paying…” Earnest but
jejune, Liyonne was not going to change my life. Opening my mouth to assure her
the correctness of my position, I found my throat bankrupt of argument. But at
that moment I saw in my minds eye the
promotional video for Free $$$: Manifest Your Dreams on Zero Dollars a
Day. I recalled the dynamic power couple it featured, and I imagined the
fresh insight, the paradigmatic shift, that the video might have delivered were
it not for a missing audio portion due to operator error. Dramatic
feelings of abundance surged all through me.
“I think it might be because I moved to a smaller apartment recently and I’m
paying into my old account number as well as current one.”
I sensed Liyonne sensing the renewed prosperity of my mindset: “Yes, I do show
you’ve been paying into the previous account." She sighed in anticipatory
exhaustion at the task before her. "OK, I'll give you a reference number for
TWC Banking Services and we’ll see what we can do.” Liyonne had it right.
We’ll see what we can do; we all will.
Needless to say I am now thrilled and experiencing feelings of financial
fullness. There is absolutely no telling just how much free money TWC will
now bless me with, because my free online banking history goes back only three
months, and to review prior periods I’d have to pay. Whatever the detail, a
check is speeding to me.
I can’t wait to build on what I’ve gained from the promotional video by
attending your Free $$$ workshop live! It is my hope that you’ll allow
me to attend gratis for now, pending the arrival of the check from TWC; please
confirm that that’s possible.
Are you arranging carpools?